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Dad must be slipping a bit with his dates. :) Friday funny has migrated to Monday... Or, will I get two funnies this week???
A lady walked up to the front desk of the local library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book, did you bring it back?!"
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That's lame... argh! :tomato:
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How about this one g???
When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then he spread the animal shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter. "What are you doing?" his mom asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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Cute one.I got one for you; Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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Is she supposed to be married to the dude that returned the phonebook? Nice, typical dysfunctional American family. Let's turn it into a one hour show on Discovery for the rest of America to watch to validate their miserable lives too. LOL! Geesh kid... just eat the damn crackers and SHUT UP!
<just kidding, of course! :wink: >
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:P I Love animal crackers. Especially the pink frosted ones... haven't had one of those in Years...
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Pigeons are supposed to be vegetarian, no? - Yet I've seen them eat chicken-flavored crackers like there is no tomorrow. Go figure.
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Jose wrote:Pigeons are supposed to be vegetarian, no?
No way! For real?????
I bet if they get hungary enough, they'd turn on each other in a sec. :lol
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Dad is either late or early this week. Too soon to tell :)
In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression..... In America we call it golf.
Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was performing an appendectomy.
"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?"
"Sure do! Fifteen-hundred bucks and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"
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Just wanted to give you someone to tease this morning g :)
Is it because light travels faster than sound why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
A day without sunshine is like night.
:) M
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I like the diaper humor! :D
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Dad did a photo funny this week.... :) M
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:crylol: Man if I had more time some people's faces would appear on these pictures :)
Got love the guy who "locks" up his piece of [censored]car :lol:, you never know someone might want t steal it :lol:
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Looks like your Dad lit a candle for you and the Holy Church of Bible & Tire. :yahoo:
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:lol: My dad is lighting candles for me everywhere! I am afraid I am just not going to live up to those standards no matter what I do.. :) M
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hey marilyn.... kinda thought those candles were for your wild 27th birthday party, but then that's a few years away isn't it....
patrick, leave me out of that photo mischief , last time i went from the old potbellied grandpa to a sleasy 2 bit out-of-country gigilo with pigeon crap on my s[censored]s..... hard to get better that so i'll quit while i'm ahead if ya don't mind.....h
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I knwe Wonder Woman ate at BK! These are great!
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Well you've known her for a long tim haven't you?! :lol: :oops:
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Hey g come back I was joking :cry:
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What R U talking about?!!!!!!! I'm here... just on the floor laughing...
Oh, and I had to look up 'conundrum'... damn, them hayseeds are gettin' sophisticated. LOL!
Hey, it's all downhill today from here! WooHoo!!!!!
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