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Marilyn  
#1 Posted : Tuesday, November 22, 2005 4:44:19 AM(UTC)
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Dad's on a roll! Here was today's email... The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services are pending.
Marilyn  
#2 Posted : Tuesday, November 22, 2005 4:45:12 AM(UTC)
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And hayseed... this isn't one of your buddies, is it??? :)
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#3 Posted : Tuesday, November 22, 2005 9:04:11 PM(UTC)
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This cat has guts!!! Princess kitty would most likely expect this big Thanksgiving bird to present itself for catching just like in the photo :)
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