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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crumby! :lol:
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Dad's on one already this morning! :)
A Sunday school teacher was talking to her class.
"I have a question for you," she said. "Who has a fluffy tail, grey fur and eats nuts and bark?"
The kids all sat in silence.
"I'll give you another clue," she said. "He climbs trees and sleeps in the winter."
Still no reply from any of the children.
"Can't you guess?" said the teacher, sounding a little frustrated now.
"He eats nuts, climbs trees, has a big fluffy tail - who could he be?"
After a long pause, one little boy put his hand up very hesitantly. "I know the answer's Jesus," he said, "but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me."
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Monday Funny
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by Marilyn
11/22/2005 4:44:19 AM(UTC)
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