:) Got this one from my dad... (yup - that's my disclaimer... ) Montana grizzly bear notice: In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear [censored]. Black bear [censored] is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear [censored] is larger and has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale cannot swallow a human; it is physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." Her teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

:lol: Nice one ( the money is root of evil one of course, not miss M's :roll: :lol)

True I forgot that one :D

OMG!!!! :shock: I can't believe that I'm that blind! I swear that I NEVER visited earnie's site until after h's last words. CRAP!!! I never! :oops: :oops: :oops: I got that little bit of humor in my email today and passed it along without really looking at the fine print. Sorry to everyone! Web address has now been removed. [quote=+" or "x" depends on how expensive they are!

It is not Time + Money it is time times money. For example $100.00 per hour. I guess it's all depend on who u r with.

Alright..... what's going on here! [-( What about us low maintenance girls??? Can we just be bad - not evil??? :) M

[color=red:3c28b987c9]well[/color], it was friday and there was no emailed funny from pa.... guess this must be a rotational thing..... my turn.... yall know the south is predominatly :oops: democratic .... there are a few republicans :wink: .... combining all the above , here is my lash at a 'highly questionable emailed friday funny of political nature involving the moral issues of recent natural disaters'......h

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this test only has one question, but it's a very important one.... by giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.... the test features an unlikely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.... you are in new orleans, louisana to be specific.... there is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. this is a flood of biblical proportions, you are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of the epic disaster. the situation is nearly hopeless.... you're trying to shoot career making photos. there are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.... nature is unleashing all of it's destructive fury.... suddenly you see a woman floundering in the water..... she is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.... you move closer...somehow the person looks familiar. you suddenly realize who it is... it's senator Hillary Clinton!... at the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under...forever..... you have two options- you can save the life of Hillary R. Clinton, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women.... the question is below.... please give an honest answer.... would you select high-contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?...

what, no friday funny again.... someone needs to set up calander so we can know who's turn it is.... from marilyn's avatar change it appears the clownfish fish went south and special kitty is claiming the 5th..... so in memory here...... ''''Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Little Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat." '''''' jokes.net but then ya never know, if the switch might go further than just avatars...... afterall, he is/was a clownfish......h

=D> OMG! That is soooooo funny! Are these yours Bulli???