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Tuesday, May 13, 2008:
Calming kids down by giving them candy is like putting out a fire with gasoline.
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008:
I've found a diet where you can eat all the food you desire. You just pick foods with no taste. It's called "No taste, no desire."
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Thursday, May 15, 2008:
Friends don't let friends display a "friends don't let friends" motto.
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Friday, May 16, 2008:
Sometimes I lose my train of thought, and then
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Monday, May 19, 2008:
The best way to deal with failure is to avoid it.
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008:
I've always been puzzled by the idea of a "lifetime guarantee." Does a lifetime guarantee mean something is guaranteed to keep working until it stops working?
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Thursday, May 22, 2008:
In a thunderstorm, you know you're barking up the wrong tree if you hear the thunder just as the tree splits apart.
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008:
People who lend money to relatives will quickly meet relatives they never knew they had.
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Thursday, May 29, 2008:
Learning new things after age 40 isn't so hard. It just takes another 40 years.
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Friday, May 30, 2008:
Why do the silver linings behind my clouds always turn out to be aluminum foil?
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Monday, June 2, 2008:
When your due date for an assignment arrives, why is your boss thinking "first thing in the morning" while you're thinking "last thing in the afternoon?"
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008:
The United States is the only country where some of our criminals are sentenced to time in public office.
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Thursday, June 5, 2008:
Words you don't want to hear your auto mechanic say: We get your model of car in here a lot.
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Friday, June 6, 2008:
I've never understood what conventional wisdom is. What difference does it make whether or not you're at a convention?
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Monday, June 9, 2008:
Internet chat rooms give us a way to develop deep relationships with people we're not even sure exist.
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Thursday, June 12, 2008:
Not all politicians are liers. After all, we can't really be sure about those who lose their elections.
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Friday, June 13, 2008:
The best things in life are free. Unfortunately, so are the worst.
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Monday, June 16, 2008:
Dirt magically changes to whatever color will best show up on your carpet.
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Groups: Registered, Registered Users, Subscribers Joined: 6/12/2007(UTC) Posts: 459
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008:
A house full of quiet kids: the calm before the storm.
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008:
Never climb onto a roof just to see if you can bounce.
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