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#101 Posted : Tuesday, May 13, 2008 8:08:01 AM(UTC)
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Tuesday, May 13, 2008:

Calming kids down by giving them candy is like putting out a fire with gasoline.
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#102 Posted : Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:04:57 PM(UTC)
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008:

I've found a diet where you can eat all the food you desire. You just pick foods with no taste. It's called "No taste, no desire."
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#103 Posted : Thursday, May 15, 2008 8:12:35 AM(UTC)
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Thursday, May 15, 2008:

Friends don't let friends display a "friends don't let friends" motto.
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#104 Posted : Friday, May 16, 2008 8:23:25 AM(UTC)
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Friday, May 16, 2008:

Sometimes I lose my train of thought, and then
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#105 Posted : Monday, May 19, 2008 1:04:58 PM(UTC)
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Monday, May 19, 2008:

The best way to deal with failure is to avoid it.
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#106 Posted : Tuesday, May 20, 2008 9:21:45 AM(UTC)
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008:

I've always been puzzled by the idea of a "lifetime guarantee." Does a lifetime guarantee mean something is guaranteed to keep working until it stops working?
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#107 Posted : Thursday, May 22, 2008 9:41:35 AM(UTC)
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Thursday, May 22, 2008:

In a thunderstorm, you know you're barking up the wrong tree if you hear the thunder just as the tree splits apart.
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#108 Posted : Tuesday, May 27, 2008 8:55:53 AM(UTC)
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008:

People who lend money to relatives will quickly meet relatives they never knew they had.
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#109 Posted : Thursday, May 29, 2008 4:22:50 PM(UTC)
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Thursday, May 29, 2008:

Learning new things after age 40 isn't so hard. It just takes another 40 years.
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#110 Posted : Friday, May 30, 2008 8:28:40 AM(UTC)
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Friday, May 30, 2008:

Why do the silver linings behind my clouds always turn out to be aluminum foil?
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#111 Posted : Monday, June 2, 2008 9:49:08 AM(UTC)
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Monday, June 2, 2008:

When your due date for an assignment arrives, why is your boss thinking "first thing in the morning" while you're thinking "last thing in the afternoon?"
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#112 Posted : Wednesday, June 4, 2008 3:57:48 PM(UTC)
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008:

The United States is the only country where some of our criminals are sentenced to time in public office.
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#113 Posted : Thursday, June 5, 2008 9:30:39 AM(UTC)
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Thursday, June 5, 2008:

Words you don't want to hear your auto mechanic say: We get your model of car in here a lot.
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#114 Posted : Friday, June 6, 2008 9:05:04 AM(UTC)
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Friday, June 6, 2008:

I've never understood what conventional wisdom is. What difference does it make whether or not you're at a convention?
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#115 Posted : Monday, June 9, 2008 8:36:35 AM(UTC)
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Monday, June 9, 2008:

Internet chat rooms give us a way to develop deep relationships with people we're not even sure exist.
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#116 Posted : Thursday, June 12, 2008 8:20:05 AM(UTC)
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Thursday, June 12, 2008:

Not all politicians are liers. After all, we can't really be sure about those who lose their elections.
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#117 Posted : Friday, June 13, 2008 8:26:51 AM(UTC)
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Friday, June 13, 2008:

The best things in life are free. Unfortunately, so are the worst.
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#118 Posted : Monday, June 16, 2008 8:44:54 AM(UTC)
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Monday, June 16, 2008:

Dirt magically changes to whatever color will best show up on your carpet.
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#119 Posted : Tuesday, June 17, 2008 8:38:43 AM(UTC)
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008:

A house full of quiet kids: the calm before the storm.
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#120 Posted : Wednesday, June 18, 2008 11:27:20 AM(UTC)
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008:

Never climb onto a roof just to see if you can bounce.
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