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hey patrick.... not sure if what the forum became was what you had invisioned, if so you got plenty of visions..... thanks for everything and good luck in your new job.....h
ya know its been awhile since you been over there so the french new job lingo might have changed some....
What the New Job-Lingo Means
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.
"CAREER-MINDED"
Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
loads of jokes .com
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no, hold on a sec, scratch that , that's the new job lingo for workin over here.....
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Marilyn was the vision ... I was the labor :lol:
My favorite ;)
"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
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Patrick :mrgreen:
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