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"The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
- Ronald Reagan
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"Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing."
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"
- Jay Leno
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"I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts."
- Mark Twain
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"Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised."
- Marilyn Manson
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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty
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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein
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"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away." - Tom Lehrer
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
~George Carlin
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