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Wednesday, July 30, 2008:
Recently a co-worker asked me how to spell "niece." I said, "N-E-I-C-E." Then, out of curiosity I looked in the dictionary to see what it showed. It's the first time the dictionary was wrong.
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Thursday, July 31, 2008:
Much ado about nothing nicely describes most political speeches.
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Friday, August 1, 2008:
If you fear you're losing your mind, at least take comfort in knowing that the fear goes with it.
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008:
The frequency of furnace filter replacement should exceed that of furnace replacement.
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008:
I'm actually not forgetful. It's just that my mind holds new information so well, the information never comes back out.
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Thursday, August 7, 2008:
A true friend is closer than a brother -- and hopefully wealthier.
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Friday, August 8, 2008:
A rainbow is God's reminder that you'll need to rewash your car..
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Monday, August 11, 2008:
Qualifying for a mortgage is the first step in purchasing something you really can't afford.
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008:
At my income level, if the best things in life are free, I should be the happiest man alive.
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Thursday, August 14, 2008:
The best politicians tell lies in only two critical situations, when they're running for office and when they're in office.
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Friday, August 15, 2008:
She's as honest as the day is long, but only if you're in northern Alaska in winter.
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Monday, August 18, 2008:
Imagine that -- for every day that goes by, it seems like I get a day older.
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008:
Career Survival Tip: Always laugh at your boss's jokes. And ... it's more convincing if you don't roll your eyes first
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008:
Election season: that wonderful time of the year when politicians act like trees and change their colors.
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Thursday, August 21, 2008:
A compliment better left unsaid: Thank you so much for your donation. Every little bit helps.
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Friday, August 22, 2008:
Having a camera on a cell phone is like having a door on a bicycle. It's nice to have just in case I might need it.
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