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Thursday, June 19, 2008:
Voting liars, cheaters, and scam artists into public office is a popular American pastime.
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Friday, June 20, 2008:
Most people seem to enjoy an abundance of either common sense or academic achievement. Being specially gifted, I possess neither.
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008:
Although I know that being rich can't make me happy, I'd sure be willing to try.
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Thursday, June 26, 2008:
I'm afraid of heights -- but not because I'm scared of falling. I just fear the landing.
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Friday, June 27, 2008:
My boss tried to reassure us that although things at work were difficult, we were all in the same boat. Easy for him to say. He's riding in first-class.
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Monday, June 30, 2008:
A lump under your rug is unsightly. Therefore, never sweep a pile of dirt under your rug; instead, spread it out a bit.
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008:
An honest politician who makes it to Washington D.C is only there on vacation.
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008:
Give money to a teenager and he'll be satisfied for a day. Give a job to a teenager and he'll never forgive you.
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Monday, July 7, 2008:
Lightning is dangerously close if the flash and the bang reach you at the same time the electricity does.
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Tuesday, July 8, 2008:
When you're on a diet and the food tastes good, it means you're dreaming.
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Thursday, July 10, 2008:
Boy, gas prices have changed the times. When I was a kid, a gas-powered lawn mower was worth it's weight in gold. Now a hand-powered mower is worth its weight in gasoline.
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Friday, July 11, 2008:
Holding political office is a hard job. It's tough keeping a majority of your constituents in the dark.
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008:
Satisfaction with the simple things in life is a sign of true happiness. And old age.
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Thursday, July 17, 2008:
A dog makes a great replacement for a broken dishwasher.
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Friday, July 18, 2008:
It would be a whole lot easier to make ends meet if my months didn't have so much middle in them.
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008:
Just about the time things are starting to look good, you realize you've had your eyes closed.
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Thursday, July 24, 2008:
What a mistake. I told my kids they should give me the respect I'm due. So they treated me worse.
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Friday, July 25, 2008:
For those times when company shows up unexpectedly, your oven should be big enough to hide a full meal's worth of dirty dishes.
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Monday, July 28, 2008:
The fact that men and women are different can only be missed if one has enough advanced degrees to hide the obvious.
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008:
A compliment better left unsaid: Thanks for sharing your story. Before that, I was thinking I was the only oddball in the group.
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