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Tuesday, April 1, 2008:
The IRS has a new, ultra-simple tax form called the 1040-MT. You put your bank account numbers on the form, and the IRS will withdraw money until your accounts are MT.
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Friday, April 4, 2008:
When it comes to being creative, nothing beats a politician trying to get campaign contributions.
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Tuesday, April 8, 2008:
When you can hear a pin drop, it's time to find out what your kids are up to.
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Thursday, April 10, 2008:
Although death and paying taxes are both inevitable, paying taxes is a whole lot more hassle.
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Friday, April 11, 2008:
I still don't understand the purpose of a camera on a cell phone. Why does anybody want a picture of my ear?
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Monday, April 14, 2008:
Buying a book about making money is the first step in generating wealth for the author.
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008:
Words you don't want to hear your lawyer say: Relax. Most of what you hear about prison is rumor.
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008:
Never buy a dishwasher with so many features that it comes with free training classes.
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Thursday, April 17, 2008:
Frustration: Trying a new recipe while they're demonstrating it on The Food Network.
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Friday, April 18, 2008:
The ability to learn new things actually improves with age, but so does the ability to forget.
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008:
If you're trying a new recipe that turns out bad, it's best to save face by burning it.
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008:
I know I can't win 'em all, but just one would be nice.
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Friday, April 25, 2008:
A leopard doesn't change its spots -- unless it's forming a Presidential Exploratory Committee.
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Monday, April 28, 2008:
Most disputes can be settled with a coin. But if you're unwilling to flip it, a lawyer will be glad to take it.
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Thursday, May 1, 2008:
A fashion choice that's always out of style: An "I hate Reagan" T-shirt at a Republican fund raiser.
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Friday, May 2, 2008:
In a forest, moss always grows on only one side of a rock. The outside.
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Monday, May 5, 2008:
A fool and his money are soon parted. But that's OK. They undoubtedly weren't happy together.
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Tuesday, May 6, 2008:
Listen to the wind and you'll find the way you should go. This is known as the "air of your ways."
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Wednesday, May 7, 2008:
Words you don't want to hear your nurse say: I'm pretty sure I used the clean one.
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Thursday, May 8, 2008:
Words you don't want to hear your surgeon say at the end of your operation: Now, where'd my wedding ring go?
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