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Wednesday, February 6, 2008:
Modern dishwashers are so educational. Who would've thought there were so many kinds of "clean?"
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Thursday, February 7, 2008:
I would never consider trading the wisdom of my years for the inexperience of my youth, unless I actually could.
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Friday, February 8, 2008:
Never take your friends for granted. Be thankful they let you take advantage of them.
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Monday, February 11, 2008:
Your absence, My Dear, makes my heart grow fonder. But I'm even more fond of your presents.
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008:
The Humorous Thought Leadership Series -- MOTIVATION: That strong inner drive to push toward a reward that you've been fooled into believing exists.
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008:
Those who weasel their way out of trouble are still weasels.
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Thursday, February 14, 2008:
If you want to see a room full of people get up in arms, just offer to give a million dollars to the first person to raise their hand.
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Friday, February 15, 2008:
My son recently told me that he has no sense of fairness. He added, "That's why I'm planning to become a lawyer."
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Friday, February 22, 2008:
A compliment better left unsaid: You could be a real encouragement to my friend. He's had a number of failures, but they're small compared to what you've been through.
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Monday, March 3, 2008:
In a household with kids, it's only quiet enough to hear a pin drop if there's enough trouble brewing to power a volcano.
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008:
The Humorous Thought Leadership Series LEADERSHIP: That human passion to direct an organization in a direction it was already headed.
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Thursday, March 6, 2008:
Aim for failure, because either way you'll succeed.
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Friday, March 7, 2008:
When in doubt, go with your feelings ... I think.
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Monday, March 10, 2008:
Those most willing to consider an offense "water under the bridge" are generally those most responsible.
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Friday, March 14, 2008:
Changing our clocks to daylight savings time is evil. The only thing it accomplishes is that I get to my next appointment an hour late.
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Monday, March 17, 2008:
The problem with a quiet dishwasher is that it's hard to have confidence that it's actually doing anything.
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008:
The Humorous Thought Leadership Series -- ATTITUDE: a state of mind that drives your success, but only to the extent that you can hide how negative your attitude really is.
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008:
Raising kids is like taking a final exam on the first day of class.
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Thursday, March 27, 2008:
I don't like backhanded compliments. The last one I received was when someone who was jealous of my accomplishments allowed the back of his hand to vigorously meet the front of my face.
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Friday, March 28, 2008:
You know you've arrived when the President writes you a letter in his own handwriting. You know you haven't arrived when the President writes you a letter that starts "Dear Fellow Republican" -- and you're a Democrat.
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