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Friday, December 7, 2007:
My wife assures me I'm not overweight. She says I just need to grow a couple inches taller.
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Wednesday, December 12, 2007:
You know you're in trouble if you're thinking, "I sure wish I had anti-lock brakes."
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Thursday, December 13, 2007:
A compliment better left unsaid: Marvelous! You fill out that Santa suit better than anyone else I've ever seen.
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Friday, December 14, 2007:
The best way for a rude person to avoid broken friendships is to pick friends with short memories.
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Monday, December 17, 2007:
Got Apathy? (Who cares.)
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007:
Though we've all tried it, turning on defrosters really won't clear a dirty windshield.
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Thursday, December 20, 2007:
I'm not obsessed with money. I just can't stop wishing I had more.
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Friday, December 21, 2007:
For most people, old habits die hard. With me, they're eternal.
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Monday, December 31, 2007:
Prison is a reward for those who have mastered thinking too far outside the box.
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Wednesday, January 2, 2008:
Delegation is the fine art of getting people to agree that you can copy their homework and then getting them to do the copying for you.
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Thursday, January 3, 2008:
Prayer before meals is a must. It's the only chance my family has to survive my cooking.
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Friday, January 4, 2008:
When trouble comes your way, it can be viewed as either a problem or an opportunity. It depends on your point of view. It's your problem and your co-workers' opportunity.
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Monday, January 14, 2008:
It's a good thing you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar. After all, vinegar would ruin how they taste.
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Thursday, January 17, 2008:
Even on slick roads it's considered poor taste to stop your vehicle by relying on the brakes of the car in front of you.
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Thursday, January 24, 2008:
The last time I saw someone who lost their temper, it didn't look to me like it was missing.
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Friday, January 25, 2008:
One who plays with fire may be forced to purchase an entire forest.
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Monday, January 28, 2008:
An egg speaking about David Letterman: He cracks me up.
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Thursday, January 31, 2008:
You know you've arrived when you're featured in a parade as Grand Marshall. You know you haven't arrived when you're featured in a parade as the street sweeper.
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Groups: Registered, Registered Users, Subscribers Joined: 6/12/2007(UTC) Posts: 459
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Friday, February 1, 2008:
If you're thinking "so far, so good," you obviously haven't been at it very long.
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Groups: Registered, Registered Users, Subscribers Joined: 6/12/2007(UTC) Posts: 459
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Monday, February 4, 2008:
A diet is a wonderful way to overcome your desire for good flavor.
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