A blind man enters a ladies-only bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the blind man says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blond woman. 2) The bouncer is a blond woman. 3) I'm a blond woman with a black belt in karate. 4) The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a weight lifter, and 5) The lady to your right is a blonde and professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister: Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

:lol: Even I got that one...