guess we're all feelin abit sad with g stepin down and all.... was gonna post a picture of marilyn, found on the web..... figured that'd cheer everybody up.... but it ain't 'g' rated, if ya know what i mean..... so here some texas g trivia instead..... h What's the most popular pickup line in Texas? Nice tooth. How do you know you're staying in an Texas motel? When you call the desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the front desk says "go ahead". How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck. Did you hear that they raised the minimum drinking age to 35 in Texas? Seems that they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. What do they call reruns of Hee Haw in Texas? A documentary. Why did God invent armadillos? So that Texans can have 'possum' on the half-shell. Where was the toothbrush invented? Texas of course! If it had been invented elsewhere it would have been called a teethbrush. Did you hear about the $3,000,000.00 Texas state lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Austin burned? Yep, pert near took out the whole trailer park. What's the best things to come out of Texas? Interstate 20 and Interstate 30. Texas State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-30 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" The driver responds, "bout what"? What do you get when you have 32 Texans in the same room? A full set of teeth.