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#81 Posted : Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:35:52 PM(UTC)
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008:

The IRS has a new, ultra-simple tax form called the 1040-MT. You put your bank account numbers on the form, and the IRS will withdraw money until your accounts are MT.
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#82 Posted : Friday, April 4, 2008 8:34:20 AM(UTC)
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Friday, April 4, 2008:

When it comes to being creative, nothing beats a politician trying to get campaign contributions.
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#83 Posted : Tuesday, April 8, 2008 8:13:13 AM(UTC)
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Tuesday, April 8, 2008:

When you can hear a pin drop, it's time to find out what your kids are up to.
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#84 Posted : Thursday, April 10, 2008 9:09:29 AM(UTC)
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Thursday, April 10, 2008:

Although death and paying taxes are both inevitable, paying taxes is a whole lot more hassle.
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#85 Posted : Friday, April 11, 2008 8:20:52 AM(UTC)
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Friday, April 11, 2008:

I still don't understand the purpose of a camera on a cell phone. Why does anybody want a picture of my ear?
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#86 Posted : Monday, April 14, 2008 8:06:58 AM(UTC)
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Monday, April 14, 2008:

Buying a book about making money is the first step in generating wealth for the author.
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#87 Posted : Tuesday, April 15, 2008 11:55:29 AM(UTC)
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008:

Words you don't want to hear your lawyer say: Relax. Most of what you hear about prison is rumor.
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#88 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2008 9:12:24 AM(UTC)
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008:

Never buy a dishwasher with so many features that it comes with free training classes.
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#89 Posted : Thursday, April 17, 2008 10:52:16 AM(UTC)
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Thursday, April 17, 2008:

Frustration: Trying a new recipe while they're demonstrating it on The Food Network.
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#90 Posted : Friday, April 18, 2008 9:51:43 AM(UTC)
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Friday, April 18, 2008:

The ability to learn new things actually improves with age, but so does the ability to forget.
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#91 Posted : Tuesday, April 22, 2008 12:21:46 PM(UTC)
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008:

If you're trying a new recipe that turns out bad, it's best to save face by burning it.
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#92 Posted : Wednesday, April 23, 2008 5:00:23 PM(UTC)
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008:

I know I can't win 'em all, but just one would be nice.
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#93 Posted : Friday, April 25, 2008 10:06:11 AM(UTC)
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Friday, April 25, 2008:

A leopard doesn't change its spots -- unless it's forming a Presidential Exploratory Committee.
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#94 Posted : Monday, April 28, 2008 10:31:13 AM(UTC)
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Monday, April 28, 2008:

Most disputes can be settled with a coin. But if you're unwilling to flip it, a lawyer will be glad to take it.
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#95 Posted : Thursday, May 1, 2008 8:35:30 AM(UTC)
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Thursday, May 1, 2008:

A fashion choice that's always out of style: An "I hate Reagan" T-shirt at a Republican fund raiser.
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#96 Posted : Friday, May 2, 2008 10:41:04 AM(UTC)
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Friday, May 2, 2008:

In a forest, moss always grows on only one side of a rock. The outside.
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#97 Posted : Monday, May 5, 2008 8:16:44 AM(UTC)
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Monday, May 5, 2008:

A fool and his money are soon parted. But that's OK. They undoubtedly weren't happy together.
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#98 Posted : Tuesday, May 6, 2008 8:56:17 AM(UTC)
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Tuesday, May 6, 2008:

Listen to the wind and you'll find the way you should go. This is known as the "air of your ways."
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#99 Posted : Wednesday, May 7, 2008 4:49:11 PM(UTC)
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Wednesday, May 7, 2008:

Words you don't want to hear your nurse say: I'm pretty sure I used the clean one.
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#100 Posted : Thursday, May 8, 2008 8:15:13 AM(UTC)
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Thursday, May 8, 2008:

Words you don't want to hear your surgeon say at the end of your operation: Now, where'd my wedding ring go?
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